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I fart
Yeah, I fart.
Like you.
So don’t judge.
Oh oh oh

So I was walking down the street
When I had to let one out
I thought it was fine
So I just let it out.
But then this dude
Looked me in the face
And said:

“You can’t do that”
*No oh oh
“It’s gross”
*Yeah,eh eh

So I said
*No oh oh
“It’s my life”
*Yeah, eh, eh

I fart
Yeah, I fart.
Like you.
So don’t judge.
Oh oh oh
A song I wrote for fun...the chorus just randomly came to mind so I had to finish it...I know it's pretty crappy for an original song lol I'm not much of a singer but I hope you enjoy it!

Listen to it: youtu.be/DU3z0qRIpQM
Download it:
soundcloud.com/dylan-seto/fart…
dylanseto.bandcamp.com/track/f…

The chords are F#, C#, D#m, B....super simple, super cliche. 'cause common chord progressions are hilarious...right? :P

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:iconartemisia96:
Artemisia96 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
hehe:D (Big Grin) 
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Artist
True fact.
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BreeBree135 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD Hahaha!!

I really do like it though; the song has a catchy beat and it's got silly lyrics!
And I read the comments on writing whatever pops into your head.
I agree that when we try to refine and rewrite it to flow better and add stuff while
Taking other stuff out, it's no longer really from our hearts.
It's just made to "sound good to appeal to others." It doesn't feel real after that.
And the lines "just like you, so don't judge" actually invokes deeper thinking.
Why do we as people get after others for doing the very things we find ourselves doing?
Why does it bother us so much when others do it, but when it's ourselves doing it, it's okay? *sigh*

As an original song, it's pretty good in my opinion! :D
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Artist
You're reading way too much into something I wrote because I was piss bored. xD

I ALWAYS edit heavily on my more serious work. lol.

I usually have 2-3 rough drafts before what I post.
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:iconbreebree135:
BreeBree135 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah I know! :)
It was like 5am, stayed up all night.. x'D
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student Artist
Fair enough. xP
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:iconbreebree135:
BreeBree135 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hee! :P
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:icontoasted-rupees3119:
toasted-rupees3119 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahah
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student Artist
That was the point. kekeke.
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:iconprenncooder:
PrennCooder Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Student General Artist
HAHAHAAAAA this is awesome
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student Artist
I know.
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:iconprenncooder:
PrennCooder Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Student General Artist
lol
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Student Artist
^.^
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graegirl Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Look, it was funny. I'm sure a lot of people got a good laugh out of it but... It just isn't artsy for me. This is MY opinion, and, don't take this the wrong way, but, you should focus on what comes from your heart, not the first thing that pops into your head.
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
You are entitled to your opinion, and I respect that. 

Even though the lyrical portion took about 20 minutes or so; the musical portion which includes composition, arrangement followed by mixing/mastering took several hours and it was all very intentional. 

In my opinion, what comes pops out of someone's head is the most honest and true to how they truly feel about the subject matter at hand. It may not be polished to perfection, but it's very honest work. What I've found what happens when trying to make something that's "good" is that the piece starts to become really...robotic and stiff. Yes, proof-reading to ensure SGP & flow is necessary but other than that, I write whatever comes naturally to me and if that leads me to write a song about farting, then so be it.

Thanks for this comment, it was really interesting reflecting on the subject.
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:icondusk202:
dusk202 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol,this made me laugh i needed that thanks. :3
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
You're very very very welcome :P
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:icondusk202:
dusk202 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:3
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Student Artist
^^
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MegzLuvsYouAll Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
I'm crying! XD This poem made my day!
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
and this comment made mine :) 
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:iconmissstory:
MissStory Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
This poem has taught me something today :)

It's very humane to fart.
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
And don't let anyone tell youotherwise :P 
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spike360 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
It reminds me of a line from the Eminem song "Just Lose It." At one point, Eminem says, "Give a little poot poot, it's OK!" And then we hear a fart. That single line amuses me. I also remember in one of my speech classes, for an entertaining speech, one guy brought in a book about farts and everyone was laughing as he gave his speech (well, nearly everyone except for this young Russian woman). Even I was laughing. As actor and comedian Mike Myers would say, "Better out than in!"
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
must look up that eminem song later on todat! XD
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:iconspike360:
spike360 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
You should!
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PixelatedPanda Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
My first reaction when I read the title was "Wat!?" So, curiosity took over and I read it. Needless to say, I definitely laughed while reading it.
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
and I'm glad :P that was the point hahaha
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CursedChild95 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha! reminds me of the time when i wrote a song about being a retard, showed it to someone and their reaction was ---> -_- :"are you okay???"
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
I'm always okay. in my head.
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LightyOle Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg...
oh god it's like...
it's amazing ;3;
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student Artist
Thanks!! :P
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:iconlightyole:
LightyOle Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no pro <3
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
^__^
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1DPuppyLoverFOREVER Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
you are genius,this song dont suck.it rocks!
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
lol THANKS~~~~ means a lot ^^
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1DPuppyLoverFOREVER Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Np.  :iconsheldoncooperplz:is always watching you...lol just kidding
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
:O ERMAGAWD
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:icon1dpuppyloverforever:
1DPuppyLoverFOREVER Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
:D
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:icon1dpuppyloverforever:
1DPuppyLoverFOREVER Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
:P
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days-be-strange Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
*slow clap*
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
I know. It's amazing right? :P
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Less2TheTruth Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
:iconpicardplz:
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Artist
TEEHEE ^^
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Shelby2398 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Genius. XD lol, I love this. :D
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Artist
Thank you!!!
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Shelby2398 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahaha, no problem. This sounds like something I would do XD I would just be all, "piano time! FART SONG!" XD
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:icondylanseto:
DylanSeto Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Artist
This was kinda like...I was humming randomly then suddenly.."I fart..."

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....
.....
.....

*Grabs guitar* 

LETZ DO DIS SHIZZ

then everything else came together pretty quickly
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